Category Archives: Humour

97. Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say.

1. Uh-oh…..
2. Shit!!
3. What the hell!?
4. Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?)
5. That’s SOOOOO bizarre.
6. Wow!! Look at this…..
7. Hey!! The suns don’t do this.
8. […]

Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Marriage Won’t Work

Someone once said that the number one cause for divorce is marriage. This could be true. The divorce rate in this country is now fifty per cent. That’s right; one in two marriages will end in divorce. You stand a better chance of going to the church and instead of having the clergy read the […]

15 Pet Jokes and Animal Stories

1. Emotional Dog
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of movie, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed […]